So we are about 4 hours and 15 minutes away from 2009 and we all know what that means….Drunken Bliss! But for those of you that have still not got a chance to stand 20 minutes in the line at your neighboorhood liquor store, I want to reccomend something for all you non champagne drinkers out there.
Me personally, I dont like champagne; I like wine. Now what I do like about champagne is it’s all light and bubbly consistency. What I love about wine is it’s soft and sweet flavor…SOOO what happens when an outgoing light-skinned man impregnates a good ol southern belle? Sparkling Wine Happens! It’s the next best thing since interracial dating!
Ok, so you’re in the store, see about 5 different sparkling wines but dont know which on to try. What to do….I know, pick the one with the sexiest bottle! But Drew, looks arent everything. Oh yea? Would you have sex with Halle Berry even though you know nothing about her besides you’ve seen her in a couple magazines and flicks? Yea, thought so. With that said, meet the Halle Bery of Sparkling Wine, VOGA Italia!
Sounds like Euro League Basketball Team don’t it?…..Or a soccer team…GOAL VOGA ITALIA!!!!! Anyway, this sparkling wine is sure to do things to you that no amount of champagne can do…get you DRUNK OFF YOUR ROCKER! I’ll tell you this much, sleep on VOGA all you want but I guarantee one sip and you’ll be begging for more!
Closing out another year only means bringing in the New Year right! I mean who wouldn’t wanna do Halle Berry to bring in the New Year? I would. So with that said, Have a Safe and Happy New Year and Drink VOGA! See you NEXT YEAR!!!
This is Me the morning after (1/1/08). I took 17 Shots of Patron with the first picture being shot #1…Yea, I’ve calmed down since then…
Isnt sparkling wine and champagne the same thing? Champagne is from a certain part of France, similar to cognac(which is actually brandy).