I love the New York Post. I really, really, really do. They can take what is the most disturbing, boring, or down right horrible story ever and turn it into either a comedy. From my years at Rutgers, I learned that Fox 5 can do the same. The Post writes the book, Fox 5 produces the movie. For example, I read a story on the New York Post website about a 23 year old mother was walking her baby in Rockaway Queens and she was attacked and raped on the side of her building. Now that just made me cringe and hate the sick bastard who would one, rape a woman and two, rape her while the child is looking in the stroller. What’s crazy is that NO ONE was “hugging the block” that day (it was like 2pm) so NO ONE saw anything. Now later on that night, I was watching Fox 5 news and lo and behold they had the story. After watching that story I couldnt help but to just shake my head. Fox decided it would be cool for the reporter, a female, to go and re-enact what went down. So shes explaining the story pushing a stroller with Baby Alive chilling in it. Then a guy in a hooded sweatshirt, probably the driver of the Fox 5 van, grabs her up and takes her to the side of the building. Let me remind you, this is all going down while shes explaining the story. So yea, Fox 5 is out there, but so is the Post.
In today’s Post, there is an article about Antonio Pierce. You probably know of him better as the guy who was with Plaxico Burress when ol’ Plax decided to take the first step into getting a record deal; gaining the infamous bullet wound. However, he shot himself in VIP of the Latin Quarters club in NYC as his gun was falling down his pants leg. What happened Plax, didn’t you know that niggas don’t dance, they just pull up their pants, and do the rock-a-way?
So anyway, both Plax and Antonio are teammates both on and off the field so before Plax Cheddar Bob’d himself, they went to a strip club. Allegedly, Antonio was getting very friendly with some chick who was rolling with them; and get this, IT WASN’T HIS WIFE (cue shocking music) DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Well the New York Post being who they are and the NYPD being the corrupt snitches that they are, decided to put Antonio out there to the public. This is an excerpt on what they had to say…
The video shows Pierce and a petite lady friend strolling into the West 38th Street jiggle joint at 11:21 p.m. Nov. 28.
Footage later shows the two looking very comfortable together upstairs. The woman is seated on a bar stool, as Pierce looms over her with several club employees nearby.
Pierce leans down and kisses her.
Shortly afterward, the two walk down to the end of the bar, and the woman sits on another stool as Pierce stands nearby. He grabs her long, black hair and begins to stroke it - repeatedly - as she looks away.
Pierce playfully leans down toward her neck and chest, prompting her to giggle and teasingly push him off.
He walks to her other side and throws his arms around her, grabbing her arm and swiveling the stool.
As she pulls away, he slides his paw across her breast, briefly grabs and tosses her hair, and then slides his hand down to briefly stroke her curvy bottom. The woman beams at Pierce’s attentiveness.
Later, she joins Pierce behind the bar, leaning against him as they sway to the music. Pierce wraps his arm across her torso before leaning down to nuzzle her hair.
Damn NY Post, a little warning before all of that? Felt like I was reading an erotic novel. The fact that you sat there and did a play-by-play on the surveillance tape is just pure comedy. I’d rather have you on SNL (Sunday Night Football) than John Madden so please, send your resume and this article to NBC immediately!
All Antonio wanted was a little table dance. I guess when she offered to keep his balls warm since it was so cold outside, he couldn’t refuse.
And to the misses Antonio Pierce, with your FINE self, I don’t have the money or muscles like he does but I’ve got something better…………………………………………………….A Degree!! So you know, what you wanna do? Dinner at Ruby Foo’s?
By the way, I think we look good together. What do you think?
You are a fool for this one
Cheddar Bob’d - LMAO and the pic is just tooooooo funny!!!! Was that niggas head really that big…Damn
straight comedy…yeah have you seen the actual video footage? i think you can find it on deadspin.com, but its the fool. good luck to RU in the idontgiveagotdamn.com Bowl…LMAO
-Ed.
You look just like that dude.
LOLOLOLOL… damit drew!