I’m upset. Well quite frankly I’m so pissed I can’t even see straight! Why am I pissed you may ask? Maybe it’s because the Ohio St Buckeyes can’t seem to tackle. No that’s not it. Maybe it’s because I donated a ton of money to the Tropicana in AC and all I got in return was 3 free IMAX Tickets, a $25 dining credit, and 2 free nights (Sunday-Friday) now until February? No, that’s not it. Well then Drew, what is it? The other night I logged on to AIM and that annoying AIM dashboard pops up. So right before I close it I see a slide show for the Celebrity Romances of 2008. So I decided to take a look and this is what I see…
For those of you who don’t know, this is probably the richest little white girl since the estate of JonBenet Ramsey. Meet Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana, daughter of county superstar Billy Rae Cyrus. He’s the dude with probably the #1 square dancing and karaoke song performed by off pitch white folks in the world.
Nice picture right? So who’s that boy with her in the picture? Let’s find out…
WOAH NELLY! Did you just read that?
Asked if they were dating she replies “Maybe, Maybe Not”. That’s the response you give when you are dating someone and you don’t want people to know the full truth behind it. Want to leave something to the imagination. Well guess what Miley, I don’t want to leave anything to the imagination: You are 15, he’s 20! My man was in Kindergarten when you were born! If he was an 18 year old captain of the high school football team, you were in 8th grade, just becoming a teenager. And people have the never to get upset at R. Kelly when it’s just allegations? She damn near admitted that they are together!
Really, what do 15 year olds and 20 year olds have in common? TRL? 106 & Park? Six Flags? DeGrassi? WTF!I understand she is PAID but still, this is statutory. Why don’t you bring him up on charges, Mr. D.A.!
In closing, if you gonna take R Kelly to trial, you need to take that dude too. I can’t imagine a 23 year old going to the Prom but you never know with these two…
So Thats what your main theme was: R. Kelly?!? Shouldnt that be in the opening paragraph?!? Dude, we all know this is not going to incite riots and the like. SOme states do allow 15 year olds to copulate and consider them adults. I mean, her family is into that Country nonsense. Shes country. I’d like to hear a Kelly and Cyrus production though. “Feelin on Ya Booty” sounds right!
White Dude do look like he in his 30s, though.