Watch Out For Cupid’s Arrow

Boy does that little cherub have aim! Morning to all!! After 3 weeks if craziness at work I finally have time to hop back on my page. It’s still amazing that so many people still came to the page since I haven’t updated in about a month. Anyway, today is Valentine’s Day so I wanted to share some of my top gifts for fellas to get their ladies that will have them waking up to breakfast in bed tomorrow.

1. Edible Arrangements (click for website)

Flowers die after about a week. Chocolate is so fattening. So what do you do? How about you get something healthy that’s basically like flowers? Yea, that’s what Edible Arrangements offers. Just think of a fruit cut up and displayed in a flower like bouquet. Very healthy and creative all at the same time. Plus, you will get to share in the joy of eating it too! Now here is the kicker. Unless you live by one of these places, the chance of you ordering one for delivery today is about as slim as Chris Brown’s face NOT being on a dartboard at every Women’s Rights group headquarters.

2. The Spa Experience

Unless you are a licensed Massage Therapist or Esthetican, you should probably let the pro’s habdle this. Your woman will thank you later. This can be a bit pricey depending on the service that she decides to choose but you can expect to spend about $75-$100 for something decent and worth while. Guys may think they have the magic hands to make their woman feel all sorts of good but just look at it this way, who would you rather have cut your hair? A licensed barber or your boy who just bought some clippers? Exactly.

3. Chef ___________________ (put your name in the blank)

I did this last year and so can you. All you need to do is construct a menu, develop a budget, and then go for it. Oh yea, you might need some recipies too. She will appreciate this so much more than going out to dinner at that classy restaurant where the waiter has a fake accent and the appetizers are about as small as a White Castle cheeseburger becasue you put in the time and effort. Take it from me, this is probably the greatest gift you could ever give. Just check out the pictures…

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